"[Beer name]: superior malt, aromatic hops, yeast, and crystal clear water are transformed by the skill of the brewmaster into a beer fit for you, the connoisseur.Anyone care to hazard a guess as to which beer my friend unwisely ordered?
[Beer name] goes through a long and special maturing process. This gives [beer name] its full-bodied, malty taste, making it the only truly royal beer."
Friday, December 02, 2011
Your Friday Bad Beer Quiz
Ignoring my warnings, a friend ordered a beer last night at dinner. It was a poor beer, but not without its charms. The bottle text was priceless: