"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all Oregon beers are created equally, and that they are endowed by their brewer with certain unalienable qualities, that among these are freshness, maltiness, and the unmistakeable zest of Northwest hops. That to secure these flavors, breweries are instituted throughout Beervana, deriving their just powers from the consent of the drinkers."
Amen.
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