A plan to do away with Utah's private club law and replace it with electronic identity checks has the backing of Utah bar owners.(Before we go on with the story, it's worth noting that the "private club" is a draconian Sharia-like containment law designed to shield practitioners of the dominant religion from witnessing anything as unsavory as a gent sampling Laphroaig
But they're troubled that the card scans could gather thousands of names and addresses of their patrons and dump them into a law-enforcement database....Did I mention the phrase Sharia-like?Under [State sen John Valentine's] plan, everyone entering a club, whether they're 21 or 101, would have to swipe their identification to verify it is genuine. The patron's name, address, driver license number and date of birth would be logged into the database, along with the time and place they were drinking.
That information would be saved for somewhere between 10 days and 30 days -- Valentine hasn't decided yet -- and then be purged.
Valentine said the scanning would help cut down on underage drinking and could give investigators a tool, if a patron leaves the bar and causes an accident, to show where and when the person was drinking.
It could also be used in traffic stops. If an officer suspected a driver might have been drinking, the officer could run the license and determine if the driver was coming from a bar
The database and its management would be paid by a fee assessed to bar owners, which they could recoup through a cover charge or by raising prices, Valentine said.
Actually this seems like a pretty good idea. If you can't locate one of your wives you could just call the police and find out which bar she has been at.
ReplyDeletewait wait, never mind, they probably wouldn't be old enough to go to these anyway.
ReplyDeleteThere is no use.
Utah should just make everyone use Twitter to update their entry/exit into a bar.
ReplyDeleteWhere did your strawman get a 12yo Laphroaig? He must have had a 15.
Nice one, Derek!
ReplyDeleteYou lay offa my straw man. He's hammered on Laphroaig.
ReplyDeleteWhy not just use subcutaneous RF chips? I mean, we all got them implanted in the last 8 years anyway... ;). Really though, I'm going to a large conference of chemists in SLC in March. "Networking" at good watering holes is always a large part of the conference, so it will be interesting to see how it works there. And I'll be on the lookout for Polygamy Porter.
ReplyDeleteI actually appreciate that Utah stands as an example to the rest of the states of just how important it is to allow the states to regulate alcohol. If they want to live like that, so be it. I would support such a system for drugs as an alternative to the "war on drugs."
ReplyDeleteHaving spent a 2 month ski vacation in SLCin the not too distant past, from a beer drinking perspective, I don't see this as a big deal. Their brewed beer is good, but at 3.2% you get full before you get drunk...keep all the data you want.
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