One of my best tipsters, BB, sent me this piece from McSweeney's. You want 2013 distilled?
Here you go.
Roland—three cubicles over? The programmer with the cheek beards? He’s one crazy beast. Brews a nasty 70% ABV
stout using water from the toilet tank. He plays Sabbath to it
throughout the brewing process. He calls it Lucifer’s Bungsauce. He also
brews a smoked alligator jerky-infused porter. It’s not for every
palate, but for the last five years running at Company Brewfest, he’s
won the Aggression category, hands down.
Last Brewfest, Logan, the new guy, offered Roland a plastic cup of
Bud. Roland dumped it out on his shoes, pissed in the cup, and handed it
back to Logan. The sensitivity trainers were all over him for that.
There's way, way more of it--all just as wholesome and delicious.
Hysterical through and through.
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