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Tuesday, December 31, 2013


One of my best tipsters, BB, sent me this piece from McSweeney's.  You want 2013 distilled?  Here you go.
Roland—three cubicles over? The programmer with the cheek beards? He’s one crazy beast. Brews a nasty 70% ABV stout using water from the toilet tank. He plays Sabbath to it throughout the brewing process. He calls it Lucifer’s Bungsauce. He also brews a smoked alligator jerky-infused porter. It’s not for every palate, but for the last five years running at Company Brewfest, he’s won the Aggression category, hands down.
Last Brewfest, Logan, the new guy, offered Roland a plastic cup of Bud. Roland dumped it out on his shoes, pissed in the cup, and handed it back to Logan. The sensitivity trainers were all over him for that. 
There's way, way more of it--all just as wholesome and delicious.

1 comment:

Pete Dunlop said...

Hysterical through and through.

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